Goodness me, is it time for more Botch pudding already? But we're all trying to take it easy after the excess of December! Ah sod it, better make room for Trick Williams hitting fans, hard tables, Cole commentary c-words, Alvarez laughing his handsome head at AEW Collision, the TNA debut on AMC, a guest appearance from the 40k Theories, Red Alert 2 music and everything else keeping wrestling terrible.