Wyleen and Boyd decide to hold a get together for Thanksgiving. Wyleen invites Cookie in hopes of getting a part in the spring play. Jack and Joy try to spend their holiday working at a homeless shelter that is filled mostly with yuppie volunteers and ""need a descriptive word"" priest. Boyd and Wyleen go in search of a fresh turkey and bring one home. Jack and Joy join the celebration and her cranberry sauce kills the turkey.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Canterbury | Writer | ||
| Kristina Bartlett | Guest Star | ||
| Paul Williams | Guest Star | ||
| Harrison Young | Guest Star | ||
| Tony V. | Guest Star | ||
| Amy Wilson | Guest Star | ||
| Patricia Hearst | Guest Star | ||
| Barry Livingston | Guest Star | ||
| Ken Marino | Guest Star | ||
| Brian K. Roberts | Director |