Ted fires his secretary because he believes she's developed amorous feelings for him. Meanwhile, Lizzie prepares a family dinner for a school project.
When an attorney who's been indicted for tax fraud shows up on the front page of the paper, Alice admits to Ted that she lost her virginity to him.
What's a little nudity among friends? A big issue in this series pilot, as Bob and Carol return from a sensitivity weekend--dying to swim naked with Ted & Alice. (TV Guide)
Bob hides a video camera to catch Ted and Alice fighting for his new documentary, but the odd conversation that he captures piques the interest of Bob's nudist coworker.
Realizing that they come from different worlds, the Sanders and Hendersons spend an entire night engaged in a series of silly escalating quarrels.
A sketchy client imposes himself on Ted and offers to oversee Bob and Carol's garage sale.