It's like Game of Thrones, minus the nudity and violence, and kind of in the future I think. It's Coup! The first of many games you'll all get to see us play on this season of Board as Hell!* *(show title subject to change without warning) Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Things get sort of racist pretty quick this week as the gang each plays as a different, culturally specific group of criminals trying to rule the black market in Cargo Noir! Oh yeah. And there's boats. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Spies, snipers, hostages, and... word associations? It's Codenames! The only card game in the world that can make me feel anger towards Jacob Fullerton. F*** that guy and his adorable perfect brain. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jonsmiff http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/real_rtbones https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Join all your favorite horror archetypes: Wise Mystic Woman, Concussed Lisping Child, Southern Dandy, Moron, and Pederast, for a terrifying round of Betrayal at the House on the Hill! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jonsmiff http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/filmDstryr Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Okay. I think I understand life now. Skip school, buy a goat, build a rocket ship, have four kids, sell those kids, retire, die alone in my car. Got it. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Q: Which are there more of on the internet? Minions flash games, Minions translators, or Minions pornography? A: Who cares? Turns out you can masturbate to all 3. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/brucegreene https://twitter.com/omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Listen. For all of you out there complaining that there are too many "poop" and "nut" jokes in this one, just keep in mind that James spent almost forty minutes playing a game about Chinese monkeys and never once pulled his eyelids back into little slits. I call that a win. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/brucegreene https://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Remember when fascism's most aggressive infiltration into our modern culture was that time Michael Jordan sported a Hitler mustache in an underwear ad? That was pretty cool. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/real_rtbones Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
"Legolas, what do your Elf Eyes see?" "... Why do you always do that?" "Do what?" "They're just eyes. I don't ask what your "Human Ears" hear, do I?" "Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want a Human hankie for all those Elf tears?" "I hope you get dragged off a cliff by a dog." Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/RahulKohli13 Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Who are the lupine killers hiding amongst us? Which of the villagers will be next? Why is Jacob talking like a 19th century southern dandy? Who the hell are those two new people? Are they editors? Interns maybe? Some of these questions will be answered on this, the blood-drenched season finale of Board as Hell! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr https://twitter.com/RahulKohli13 http://twitter.com/mattseditbay http://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/Omarcito https://twitter.com/hohnjolland https://twitter.com/RobbinsJayde Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
A whole new season of competition, cooperation, screaming, and storming off the set start here with the chilling tale of Camp Grizzly! It's like Friday the 13th but with more cross-dressing and fewer mommy issues.
It's time for an all new season of drama, excitement, backstabbing, moving little pieces of plastic around, Bruce not knowing the rules, and incomprehensible accents! Board as Hell is back with a new take on an old favorite. Coup: Reformation takes everything you loved about the original and adds a weird new future squire or whatever. Enjoy. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/Omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
If Game of Thrones and Babylon 5 did a bunch of poppers and humped in a stairwell at Strategicon, this game would be the baby they left in that little box at the fire station. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/Omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
At the rate he's currently going, in five years every Vin Diesel movie will just be him stiffly walking from room to room, sexually satisfying increasingly larger groups of women while Paul Walker's brother sits in the corner with mo-cap dots all over his face cheering him on. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard http://twitter.com/sirlarr Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Alcohol content by volume: Vodka - 40% Rye Whisky - 45% Bacardi 151 - 75.5% A mall Santa's beard - 83% Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Hello boys and GHOULS! I wish I had something funnier to put in this desCRYPTtion, but I'm afraid that after FRIGHTing these every day, I couldn't SCARE less about your amusement. Hope I didn't disappoint you TOMB much! Why don't you go cry to your DADDY! Aaaaghahahahahaha- wait. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Let me go ahead and settle this "Hot fox from Disney's Robin Hood vs hot rabbit from Space Jam" debate once and for all. They're cartoon characters. Go bang a real woman. Or a real man. Or even a real fox for all I care, just leave the house. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
It makes me sick to see all these Nazis crawling out of the woodwork again. I mean, did my friends and I wear those patches of the stick figure throwing a swastika in the trash at all those punk shows for nothing? What more could we do? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard https://twitter.com/JoelRubin_ Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Special Thanks to Gap Closer Games! For more info on Rival Restaurants check out: https://www.rivalrestaurants.com https://twitter.com/GapCloserGames https://www.instagram.com/gapclosergames Modern Cooking Show Restaurants: Slow mo shots of artisinal volcanic salt bouncing off the blistered fat of sustainably raised Alpaca belly. Actual Restaurants: A half-drunk line cook asking Kayla the hostess if she wants a quick hump in the store room before she has to marry all the ketchup bottles. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/JoelRubin_ Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Funhaus Movie Trivia Corner: During the filming of Batman Returns, Michelle Pfeiffer reportedly went through sixty catsuits during the six month shoot, at a cost of one thousand dollars a piece. Also, during my initial viewing of her scene writhing on Penguins bed, my very first pubic hair reportedly shot from my pelvis so hard it knocked me off my grandma's futon. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
In a recent interview, Matt Reeves confirmed reports that in the new standalone film, Ben Affleck's Batman would face his greatest nemesis of all time: mid day snacking. (I know, I know. He may not be in it anymore. But c'mon, that is a solid fucking joke) Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Looks like Ryan Reynolds is heading the new Clue movie remake, so I hope you like your murder mysteries snarky, dripping with pop culture references, and featuring someone getting pegged with the lead pipe. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
I don't remember the Bible having quite so many worm monsters, cursed severed hands, and little sperm-shaped soul demons. But what do I know. I'm a Neo-Pagan. Now, who wants to bang and then burn some dude alive? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/rickyftw Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin Manmade terror Hungry jaws of death Y'all don't cross my depths I'll pause your breaths I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves My world's deep blue Killers gotta eat too Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal To a half-human predator created by a needle Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet Hearing terrified screams they surround my team All you see is trails of blood Even God won't intervene Nightmares of darkness My apetite is heartless Even if we related, you eliminated regardless In the deep blue, underwater walls Half man, half shark My jaws don't fall Our Father who art in Heaven Hallowed be Thy name Killers sworn to beast Swallowed them in flames They switched my DNA Trip me into Cool J I can't fight the feeling I'm
When conditions are right and there is wind, many trees shed their pollen so it will be blown onto others. *Oooooooh yeah.* The pollen of these trees is small and designed to be easily carried on the wind because it might have to travel some distance to find another tree of the same species that's producing female flowers or cones. *Ugh...slower.* Each tree's method of collecting the wind-blown pollen is different as well. *Ugh ugh ugh.* The female cones on a conifer, for instance, produce a sticky substance near the ovule so wind-borne pollen will stick when it finds a female cone. *Huuughbllaaarrrgghhhhh-zzzzzz.* Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Apologies to my future children. When I die my estate will consist of little more than a fair to middling comic book collection, a Safeway bag full of smelly bandannas, and about thirty black Funhaus t-shirts. The crippling depression and night terrors? Don't worry, kids. You inherited those at birth. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/linzbot_ Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
I've never been a fan of Christmas. I don't know if it's the crass commercialism, or the stress, or because my mom used to beat me with an advent calendar. Who's to say? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/linzbot_ https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/real_rtbones https://twitter.com/_jacobfullerton https://twitter.com/ekombokom Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. "Too late! You human scum! Hee hee ha ha ha!" - Stephen Hawking's last words. Probably. Or not. What am I, a historian? Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. "Good game everybody. Hey, Don?" "I'm here, James." "Can I get those green gems back?" *(Don dangles his hand over the game box) "Go on! Now! Throw them in the box!" *(Don's breath quickens with the pain) "What are you waiting for? Just let them go!" *(Don turns to James, a sickening grin spread across his face) "The turquoise is mine." "No. No. Nooo!" Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/thenasacova https://twitter.com/ekombokom Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. In order to prepare for this totally tubular 80's style game, the entire cast slapped on their fluffiest leg warmers, chugged some New Coke, then covertly toppled several left-leaning democratically elected third world governments. Radical! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a YouTuber. To me, being a YouTuber was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the Funhaus Office for an afterschool job I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double parked in front of a GameStop and nobody ever game them a ticket. In the summer when we played Overwatch all night, nobody ever called the cops. We had it all. One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried Baby Boy Jacob's groceries all the way home for him. It was out of respect. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerto
Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. Sean Connery originally turned down the roll of Marko Ramius due to the film's complete lack of insolent women for him to smack in the mouth. Luckily for all of us, a young Alec Baldwin was just pretty enough. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring our channel http://expressvpn.com/funhaus Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. Is there any board game that James' parents DIDN'T buy him when he was a kid? I think we had Monopoly, a Trouble set with a broken Popomatic, and an actual board my father would beat us with if we asked for more games. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
The simmering sexuality of "Ghost" might have been just a bit too much for little ten year old Bones. To this day I can only get hard if I'm sitting at a pottery wheel or impaling a banker on a shard of glass. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Get $5 off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code Board. Wait a minute. You can just SELL your kids when you're done with them? This changes everything. Honey! Lay motionless on your back and put on some "Chicago Fire". We've got work to do! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/jonsmith http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus
Welcome to the party, pal. Pull up a chair get ready to watch the gang play part 1 of The Nakatomi Heist. Prepare yourself, there will be punching, there will be confusing german accents, & there will be men in tiny shoes.
Yipee ki yay mothereffers, it is time for part 2 of The Nakatomi Heist. Who will be victorious? Who will almost pee themselves?
In which the royal table is set, alliances are forged, a witch sneezes, and a flagon of apple juice is revealed to be something else altogether.
In which the fierce progeny of our wise counsel take charge, a centaur provides nourishment, severed heads are consulted, and a brigand's manhood is removed in a most surprising fashion!
In which a desperate thief meets a merciful end, much "potion" is imbibed, a treat known as "Some More Ofs" is concocted, and each family gets fisted in turn.
In which our wise council debates going to war, a clown misplaces their mirth, a helmet is greased, and the reckless imbibing of "potions" clearly begins to take its toll.
In which family is cherished, face paint is donned, the Faygo flows like honeyed wine, and we all learn of these mysterious "magnets" and how they work.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, if any of these hooligans ever run for office I am packing my bags and heading for Canada.
I cry your mercy, can someone point me in the direction of ye olde privy. I've needed to go to seige for ages if you know what I mean.
The glutton who hath MUK-ed is later destined for quite a BANG in ye olde privy. - Medieval Proverb
Friday the what? Who-son Voorhees? A camp with crystals in the lake? Moving pictures projected onto a screen? Sorry, but you sound like an absolute crazy person. I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about.
Did you guys know that the killer in the first Friday the 13th movie wasn't even Jason? The real killer? I don't know. Mesothelioma? Rickets? What am I a doctor?
Hallucinogens taken in smaller doses have actually been shown to be beneficial for a number of psychological and neurological conditions. Or at least that's what this pulsating maw of eyeballs and sharks teeth that just sprouted from my palm keeps telling me.
We were so poor that we had to get all our Halloween candy at the dollar store. The 2 Musketeers were alright but there oughta be a law against Russ's Pieces.
Jacob's new favorite sex position is call the "Boonta Eve". It's mostly regular missionary except there's two guys crammed into one leather outfit yelling commentary the whole time.
Board as Hell is BACK baybeee! Now with brand new games, a brand new set, and brand new rules for Ryan to not fully understand.
Each year the winner of the World Crokinole Championships in Tavistock, Ontario receives one thousand dollars, a limited edition official WCC windbreaker, and whatever p*ssy is leftover from the MixMath tournament down the street.
Paul Walker died as he lived: deep inside something barely legal with little to no protective gear.
Something tells me this is going to inspire some spicy new Harry Potter fan fiction. Check yer holes wizards and warlocks!
I know this one was kind of a lot to handle but at least it wasn't just Ryan talking about his seed for an hour and change.
I'm not exactly saying that my best friend in high school was the greasy Sega Saturn at my local Blockbuster video. I'm saying it was my only friend.
Germany has had some bad luck in the past, but I bet that if this whole board game thing doesn't work out they've got at least one or two more genocidal world wars in them.
Maybe tearing people's arms off with a toothy stomach-vagina was just the alien's way of saying hello.
Picard is gone. Klingons have taken the USS Enterprise. Can our ragtag gang of remaining crew survive the endless onslaught of bij, or will they all die the shameful deaths of a taHqeq?
Thanks to Goliath Group for sponsoring this episode!
Ah, the good old days. When you could get cocaine in every bottle of "tonic" hawked from the back of a wagon, instead of having to listen to your friend's cousin's frantic recaps of The Joe Rogan Experience.
Do Ewoks give live birth to a litter like dogs, or do the males just spray all over the a clutch of eggs like a salmon? I just need to know how furiously I should be beating off to this video.
Tune in next week when the gang plays CandyLand to watch a furious Ryan Hailey shove his colorful little game piece deep into Jon's Molasses Swamp.
Lindsey has lost so much money in Vegas that each trip she's given a free room upgrade, $50 in chips, and one Jabbawokee to legally hunt for sport.
Join us next month when James and the gang toss out the rules and just beat each other ugly with toy telephones and a pillowcase full of Montessori blocks.
Sorry, but if you want me to tie my hands behind my back and spit on you for a half an hour, it's gonna cost you at least forty bucks.
Star Wars Armada combines all the heart-stopping drama of pushing pieces of plastic with the reckless thrills of measuring things.
Be sure to catch this exciting new episode while you can! After a few weeks we're going to put it back in the Funhaus Vault and only release it every fifteen years in a ridiculously over sized VHS case!