Celebrity stalker Avid Merrion plays chat-show host to Patsy Kensit and Jack Osbourne. But there's trouble backstage with the Bear, and with agent to the stars, Keith Lemon, who looks remarkably familiar.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Spencer Millman | Writer | ||
| Leigh Francis | Writer | ||
| Sharon Osbourne | Guest Star | ||
| Mike Read | Guest Star | ||
| Mel B | Guest Star | ||
| Neil Fox | Guest Star | ||
| Karen Hayley | Guest Star | ||
| Jamie Oliver | Guest Star | ||
| Jack Osbourne | Guest Star | ||
| Kelly Osbourne | Guest Star | ||
| Ozzy Osbourne | Guest Star | ||
| Ben Palmer | Director |