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Season 1

  • S01E01 Episode 1

    • November 9, 1998
    • BBC Two

    Woman asks for directions in France in English; the boss who continually escapes his employees chasing-up of owed bonuses; the Inquisition; the 43rd stare-out world championships, disturbed by a streaker; Jesus vs. Satan (office bullying); radio dj using child slave labour for puns; The Bee Gees gunfight with Chaka Khan; surgeon taking a call at an inappropriate moment; childlike adults dressed for the hunt but wanting to be firemen.

  • S01E02 Episode 2

    • November 16, 1998
    • BBC Two

    Unwilling policeman; something's spooked the jockeys; My Name is Paul, I'm 52-and-a-half-years-old; (costume) cat and mouse fight; The Monk and the statued nipple; wanking in the office; jockeys in the will being preyed-upon by The Artist Formerly Known as Prince; "I've turned into a ventriloquist's dummy"; Stare-Out Stare-Break; Small Train, Big Hand, Size-Perception Issues; horse suicide; dating agency - going for the opposite to normal type of date; postman-hitman; hypnotists; Stare-Out Richard Gere; uh-huh-huh, hu-huh, uh-uh-uh-huh-huh.

  • S01E03 Episode 3

    • November 23, 1998
    • BBC Two

    Missing Persons Appeal on a fairground ride; Dr. Jekyll and Very Tart; 43rd World Stare-Out Championships; Misters; Ming the Domesticated; Nuns in Captivity; fake psychiatrist; Professor BBQ Pictures; Ming the Unwell; permanent squirrel costume; The Monks and The Johnny; Shakespeare Lookalikes; fake magician; teaching son to ride his bike with varying successes; the hymnast.

  • S01E04 Episode 4

    • November 30, 1998
    • BBC Two

    The difficulties of being a police sketch artist are uncovered and there is an alternative interpretation of the famous film 'Matter of Life'. Adolf Hitler is in an unusually jovial frame of mind and the World Stare-Out Championships continue with Nanak versus Duran.

  • S01E05 Episode 5

    • December 7, 1998
    • BBC Two

    A visit from Darryl Hall and John Oates to a deprived council estate causes as much anger as optimism. A daredevil embarks on some crazy antics and Chairman Mao is in 'Top of the Pops' mode. The World Stare-Out Championships features Wallace versus Popstopolous.

  • S01E06 Episode 6

    • December 14, 1998
    • BBC Two

    The World Stare-Out Championships reach a thrilling climax as Kampagnola takes on Spatsky. Florence Nightingale is shown in a whole new light, a group of office workers react to the appointment of their new boss and Chairman Mao is found in another unusual setting.

  • Deleted Scenes

    SPECIAL 0x2 DVD Extra - Season One Deleted Scenes

    • October 25, 2004

    30 minutes of deleted scenes from Season One, including: Nosebleed, Timeshare 1, Hostage Exchange, Estate Agent - Trolly, Joaquin Cortes, Timeshare 2, Microscope - Game, Estate Agent - Husband, Monks - Pranks, Tiny Fire Brigade, Weights.

Season 2

  • S02E01 Episode 1

    • January 7, 2002
    • BBC Two

    Flamenco dancers are used to defuse car bombs and a tortoise speaks fluent French.

  • S02E02 Episode 2

    • January 14, 2002
    • BBC Two

    A tale of love involving a potato and the first television screening of a classic.

  • S02E03 Episode 3

    • January 21, 2002
    • BBC Two

    Dracula and the Werewolf discuss co-worker the Mummy and Beefeaters riot on the streets.

  • S02E04 Episode 4

    • January 28, 2002
    • BBC Two

    A babysitter gets more than she bargained for when she looks after Dame Margot Fontaine.

  • S02E05 Episode 5

    • February 4, 2002
    • BBC Two

    Budding writer Adolf Hitler takes his first book to the publisher.

  • S02E06 Episode 6

    • February 11, 2002
    • BBC Two

    The merits of programmes are discussed by a panel of late-night pundits.

  • Deleted Scenes

    SPECIAL 0x3 DVD Extra - Season Two Deleted Scenes

    • October 25, 2004

    More Deleted Scenes. This time from various episodes aired during season two.

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