The panelists guffawed over the following pop culture topics this week: Baseball Opening Day: the fans love these steroid enthusiasts ABC's Desperate Housewives: these catty women allegedly just can't get along, natch Will Smith: the Fresh Prince is back in the rap world Paul F. Tompkins, Celebrity Defender -- Charlie Sheen Divorce Edition Britney Spears and hubby's new UPN reality show teens are having lots of oral sex celebrity dish like Oprah's getting foxy and more ""Guess Who"" celebrity game with Doug Benson ABC's The Bachelor, very odd bachelor singer Eminem spoofs the new Star Wars movie and more. Upgrade and downgrade: the NBC Mork and Mindy television movie-- the actors, did they portray the celebrities accurately? Did they do a good job? Special segment: Paul Scheer's Hot Tub Tax Tips. Who had the best week ever: film actor Mickey Rourke; he's in Sin City, the week's #1 film; he's back and with a vengeance. Closing video: ""Helena,"" by My Chemical Romanc