Bellamy elicits opinions about crime from a variety of Brits, including Brigadier Mike Archer and Colonel Hugh Fenwick of the modern British Army; spiritual guru Gerhardt Voller; right-wing Coventry radio host Steve Goodall; and reformed ex-con Tony Beckton, as he attends a reading of his book. Bellamy also continues his ongoing dialogue with plasterer Martin Hole, turning the tables on him with his: "I done you" catchphrase.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Charlie Higson | Writer | ||
| Amelia Bullmore | Writer | ||
| Simon Day | Writer | ||
| Adil Ray | Writer | ||
| Felix Dexter | Writer | ||
| Rhys Thomas | Writer | ||
| Lucy Montgomery | Writer | ||
| Paul Whitehouse | Writer | ||
| Rosie Cavaliero | Writer | ||
| Zahra Ahmadi | Guest Star | ||
| Ayesha Antoine | Guest Star | ||
| Jason Lewis | Guest Star | ||
| Sam Fletcher | Guest Star | ||
| Mollie Berthoud | Guest Star | ||
| Robert Popper | Guest Star | ||
| Daniel Kaluuya | Guest Star | ||
| Paul Whitehouse | Director | ||
| Charlie Higson | Director |