Actor Jack joins a panto tour of care homes, where he is confronted with the reality of where it ends.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Robertson | Writer | ||
| Jack Robertson | Guest Star | Jack | |
| Nicola Mantalios-Lovett | Guest Star | Mary | |
| Lauren Pattison | Guest Star | Lauren | |
| Mark Burns | Guest Star | Stuart | |
| Charlie Hardwick | Guest Star | Jane | |
| Sarah Lewis Obuba | Guest Star | Becca | |
| Margaret Jackman | Guest Star | Doris | |
| John Dole | Guest Star | DJ | |
| Dave Johns | Guest Star | Tony | |
| Fergal Costello | Director |