Hey everybody! It is no secret that music production has become a dystopian hellhole shaped by AI and Bond villain-like streaming platform CEOs so it must have dawned on even the most old school synth- and studio traditionalists that the only thing that still counts is real people doing their thing. As a response to this post-everything scenario we are going to brush up on the world of plugins, introduce audio boomers to computer-based sound generators and -processors and massage the dopamine system of software aficionados with an obscene amount of memes.