There are electronic musical instruments that are praised for their versatility: classic analogs showing up in almost every genre, the DX7 covering all bases from 80s cheese to industrial filth and what would music be without the seemingly unlimited catalog of modular fart sounds. Today we are going to talk about Quasimidi Technox. The sole and only purpose of this German synthesizer from the heydays of actually making money with electronic music is very, very clear: showing up on Bad Gear 30 years later and giving me yet another excuse to annoy you with a truckload of half-finished meme techno.