Boba Fett, reborn under the Tatooine suns as a new man. One who always tries to do the right thing. Which makes him a pretty terrible crime lord. We send Boba Fett on a new journey, one he might actually be passionate about.
Creepio helps us get ready for Ep. 3 with a brief science lesson. Why wait, when you can learn?
Kylo Ren is so misunderstood, but mostly because of the mask.
Fight commentators Craven and Zak return to call a fight that we all knew the ending to decades before it even happened. Come for the comedy, stay for the analysis on Obi Wan's surprisingly effective head games.
This is what happens when your James Earl Jones processor breaks down. All sales are final, no refunds.
I guess someone at Disney wants us to do Eps 7, 8, & 9? How do you guys feel about that?
The ultimate love jam written and performed by The Supreme One himself, Kylo Ben Ren Solo. If this doesn’t seduce Rey to the dark side, nothing will.
As the perfect representative of science, reason and lyrical flow, Creepio is here to settle some confusion about the Coronavirus using rhythmically applied phrasing (RAP)
Yo! Check this out! An easily shareable clip of Obi and Ani being rad party bros. It features some tweaks and changes we feel make it a little better. So let's call this something different. Something special. Like a special...edition. That's it.
Season 1 of The Mandalorian broke the fourth wall by making jokes about storm troopers having bad aim. These simple bike scout troopers have noticed that the fourth wall is now missing, and it's causing them to question everything.
The self aware speeder bike troopers from the season 1 finale of the Mandalorian survived their predetermined comedic deaths. Having broken free from the narrative, these guys have decided to go where no storm trooper has dared to go before: on vacation.
It's 1985. Return of the Jedi released in theaters two years prior. Lucasfilm Ltd is eager to follow up on Caravan of Courage and expand the Star Wars cinematic universe.
Creepio can't get a lot out of his head. The happy childhood he was denied. The absentee father who denied it to him. The flesh he was promised. It's enough to make a hopelessly broken android scream...scream the lyrics to the Kylie Minogue pop classic "Can't get You out of My Head" that is!
Wait, Creepio and Far2 are going to be in Larry? If this Volkswagen commercial is anything to go by, they are. Thanks for the heads up, random branding partnership.
It's 1975. A New Hope won't be released for another two years, and George Lucas is mostly known as the American Graffiti guy. You just finished watching the latest episode of Barney Miller.
For a Jedi, the line between the light and dark side can often become blurred, especially after a few beers. Join us in this alternate Star Wars universe.
Not even the chosen one is prepared for the zone.
Every party must come to an end, and for the Jedi, that time is now. Anakin has seen what the future holds for him, and he knows he needs to make a choice: stand by his friends through these difficult times, or suck it up and get a job. When your best friend is the ultimate cock-blocker, the choice seems easy.
Every story has a beginning.....That may or may not start somewhere in the middle of a six or maybe nine part franchise.... With a revolving door policy on extended continuity. This is that story.... Maybe!
"When young like you I was, party we did. Confidence, high. Midichlorian count, higher"
The conclusion of the epic saga that didn't used to have a coherent story but now kind of does.
If you have the time to listen, old Obi Wan Steven Ben Larry Bongjo Kenobi will tell you stories about the glory days. Stories you wouldn't, and probably shouldn’t believe. Stories that don’t seem very important at first, but may end up being the most important thing to ever happen. If you’re lucky, he might even reveal the biggest mystery of them all: what’s with all the aliases? Cast info below.
He goes by many names, but one thing that never changes is his skill on the dance floor. Another thing he never changes is his nature, unfortunately. For better or worse, Cool World is about to get the full Kenobi experience.
Hangovers are tough for anyone, no doubt about it, but they are especially tough when you've got enough midichlorians in your system to kill a normal man several times over. Good thing Obi Wan "Larry" Kenobi is not a normal man. Still though, at the end of the day he is made of flesh, and the flesh was made for suffering.
When you party as hard as Obi-Wan “Larry” Kenobi, you don’t get to simply walk away once the party is over. He’s off to Sea World to try and get a little rest and relaxation, but the consequences of his actions ain’t got time for that.
All good things must come to an end. That’s how the old saying goes, but no one ever says “all bad things must come to an end”, because when you’re dealing with Larry, they don’t. Things just keep getting worse.
Is Obi Wan Kenobi the biggest liar in existence, or is he simply so incredible as to be almost unbelievable? Perhaps a little bit of both? If you were entertained, does it really matter at the end of the day? Some people may say “Yes, because that boy is your biological son and you have a moral obligation to be honest with him”. But those people are total Pumpkinheads.
