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Season 1

  • S01E01 Fear of Flying

    • March 7, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah decides to quit teaching and leave her boyfriend, Jack, and return home to Chicago to become a writer. On the flight home to Chicago, Hannah meets and helps Marty deal with his fear of flying and he tells her about a research job open at Chicago Monthly, the magazine where he is a writer. Hannah goes down the magazine to apply for the job, meets the editor and is challenged to write a 2,000 word article on ""the tortilla wars, does Chicago prefer corn or flour?"" for 9 o'clock the following morning.

  • S01E02 Deadline

    • March 14, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah's first deadline prompts her first fight with Marty when she loses his article in the computer and he doesn't have a backup, much to Pamela's delight.

  • S01E03 Burning the Toad (a.k.a. The Jack Story)

    • March 21, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah's old boyfriend and Marty's ex-college roommate are one in the same person, and Jack tries to convince her that he has changed. Meanwhile, Hannah and Marty are working on a story that will expose a charity scam.

  • S01E04 Love and Death

    • March 28, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Marty doesn't want anyone to know he is living in fear when he receives his first death threat.

  • S01E05 Dorothy Dearest

    • April 4, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Marty is in turmoil when his mother stops by for a visit and Hannah gets him face his relationship with her, so he can get rid of all the angst it generates.

  • S01E06 This is Not a Date

    • April 11, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah is down in the dumps and Marty gets dumped, so the two of them go out together, for her birthday and the end of his relationship with Alice- but it's ""not a date"".

Season 2

  • S02E01 Ch-Ch-Changes

    • September 27, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah returns from a vacation to find that the magazine has been bought by a corporation and the hip new editor comes in and begins to stir things up, especially Marty who considers resigning. Hannah becomes a writer, the magazine is changed to a weekly format and is renamed The Chicago Weekly and an English book and theater critic is brought into review television.

  • S02E02 Those Lips, Those Thais

    • March 7, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    If he doesn't already feel guilty enough about everything, Marty really feels guilty when his Thailanese foster daughter comes to attend college in Chicago and he is really attracted to her.

  • S02E03 It's My Party and I'll Schvitz If I Want To

    • October 11, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    An unexpected heat wave puts a damper on a party Hannah tries throwing because she wants to warm up her relationship with Catherine.

  • S02E04 Scared Straight

    • October 18, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Marty and Hannah trade bylines to prove that Catherine is using favoritism in choosing articles for publication, and Marty winds up jail protecting ""his"" source.

  • S02E05 Mr. Mom

    • October 25, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah finds out that her mother had her heart donated. She finds the new owner is a depressed man, who is not living his prolonged life to its fullest, the way Hannah envisioned the recipient would.

  • S02E06 Just the Facts, Ma'am

    • November 1, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah sweet-talks Bradley, a fact checker, into letting a libelous quotation into her article, this all leads to a 10 million dollar libel suit and Hannah having to fire him.

  • S02E07 Bang You're Dead

    • November 8, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah loves Marty's psychiatrist to death and Marty finds it difficult to cope with being shrinkless. Marty has a final session with his shrink casket-side.

  • S02E08 Truth or Consequences

    • November 15, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Catherine makes everyone take a lie detector test when she suspects someone on the staff is leaking gossip about her to an underground rag.

  • S02E09 It's Better to Have Loved and Flossed

    • November 22, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    A trip to the dentist for Marty also includes making a date with Robin and she is more than ready for a relationship and proves it by overreacting to a little kiss.

  • S02E10 Hearts and Bones

    • November 29, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah insists she's not jealous of Marty's new girlfriend and invites them to dinner to prove it. When his date appears to be choking, Hannah delivers the Heimleich maneuver and breaks a rib, but she's not jealous.

  • S02E11 Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

    • December 6, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Catherine's decides to become ""ordinary,"" after being snubbed of a mention in pop-culture legend's recently published diaries, and leaves Marty in charge of the magazine. The ""Squaddies"" protest Brian's review of the latest Star Squad movie and storm the newsroom to make Brian come to their convention.

  • S02E12 Breast of Friends

    • December 13, 1989
    • ABC (US)

    Marty nurses a bruised ego when he sings show tunes on a news talk show and Hannah makes a celebrity out of a woman who was thrown out of a restaurant for nursing her baby.

  • S02E13 Hotel of the Damned

    • January 10, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    When the magazine needs a new cover story in less than 20 hours, Hannah & Marty must go to a hotel to write the story. While searching for an angle on the story, Hannah decides the mood may be just right to check out the bed with Marty.

  • S02E14 All About Allison

    • January 17, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    Marty is the unwitting weapon used by an aspiring young journalist against Hannah, after Hannah helped her get a chance to work for the magazine.

  • S02E15 Proof It All Night

    • January 24, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    When the staff is gearing up for an all-niter to get out their election issue, Hannah gets excited; however Marty is less than enthusiastic, especially when the election is close, the night is long and the candidate he thought was a lock, loses and he has no material.

  • S02E16 Three Men on a Match

    • February 7, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah and Marty go out to dinner with Robin to help her celebrate her un-anniversary. After seeing Robin's ex-husband there, each has a different perspective on how the restaurant caught fire. Everyone turned their heads when they walked across the room.

  • S02E17 Partying is Such Sweet Sorrow

    • February 14, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    Marty's girlfriend plans a surprise birthday party for him, but he surprises her and everyone else by breaking up with her, before everybody yells surprise.

  • S02E18 The Icewoman Cometh

    • February 28, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    Marty may become editor after a corporate trouble-shooter comes in, evaluates the magazine and decides Catherine is out and he is in, never mind that Marty slept with her. A little corporate blackmail may work wonders to save Catherine's job, using Marty as the tool.

  • S02E19 Hooray for Hollywood

    • March 7, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    A friend of Marty's, a Hollywood producer, decides to ""do lunch"" with Hannah when he wants to make a movie about one of her stories, something Marty has rejected for a long time.

  • S02E20 Robin Q. Public

    • March 14, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    When Catherine gets the impression that the magazine may have become too high brow, she searches out the everyman's opinion. When she hears Robin's thoughts, she is impressed and takes her on as a consultant and the entire staff becomes on edge.

  • S02E21 The Days of Whine and...

    • March 21, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    A woman arrives and threatens to make Brian's life a living hell, by threatening to get back at him for the bad review he gave that caused her husband to die. Hannah meets Marty's ex-fiancee at his family's Seder and sees that the old flame may still be lit.

  • S02E22 Thirty... Something

    • March 28, 1990
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah's 30th birthday is no party for her when she takes time to reflect on her life and love. Hannah's little voice inside her head tells her that what's missing is Marty.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Say it Again, Han (1)

    • February 6, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    The development of their romance is put on hold when Patrick Serreau, a world class photographer, comes to Chicago to take pictures for the magazine. Patrick's interest in taking pictures isn't as great as his interest in Hannah.

  • S03E02 Martus Interruptus (2)

    • February 13, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Patrick thinks that he has a great working chemistry with Hannah when they put together a their story on toxic-waste, so he offers he a chance to work with him in West Africa.

  • S03E03 Hello... Mali (3)

    • February 27, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    As Hannah prepares to accompany Patrick to the jungle, he and Marty contend with the urban jungle; there Patrick shows his true colors.

  • S03E04 Long Day's Journey into... What

    • March 13, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    After Hannah & Marty complete their relationship they begin to fantasize how everyone at the office will react.

  • S03E05 The Day After

    • March 20, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Marty and Hannah have their first relationship-related fight the next day at work when Marty must edit her article and Hannah resents the changes.

  • S03E06 The Torrid Zone

    • March 27, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Much to Hannah's dismay, Marty must accompany a swimsuit model to the Caribbean for an interview during her latest photo shoot.

  • S03E07 My New Best Friend

    • April 1, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah befriends the mistress of a billionaire just to get her exclusive story, but regrets it later when she finds out what she is really like.

  • S03E08 Adventures in Baby-sitting

    • April 10, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah gets called away and Marty is left totally alone to entertain Hannah's 5-year-old niece, Marty's appendix has other ideas.

  • S03E09 Isn't It Romantic?

    • April 17, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    On Valentine's Day, Marty must find a way to rekindle their relationship when Hannah decides the fire has gone out.

  • S03E10 Scream a Little Scream

    • May 8, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Catherine tries scream therapy as a way to reduce tension. Robin becomes a fifth wheel in her relationship with Hannah and Marty.

  • S03E11 Pot of Gold

    • May 15, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    A new magazine puts feelers out for Hannah, so Catherine plans to give her a raise to keep her. Consequently, Marty's self-esteem drops because she'll make more than he does.

Season 4

  • S04E01 Enormous Changes at the Last Minute

    • September 25, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    A home pregnancy test turns up positive. Hannah and Marty make plans to get married in a hurry; however, the doctor's results are a bit different.

  • S04E02 I Feel a Cult Coming On

    • October 2, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Marty exposes a cult and they retaliate by exposing facts about the staff. Marty becomes worried because he has one thing about him and Catherine that he hasn't yet mentioned to Hannah.

  • S04E03 A Tale of Two Kiddies

    • October 9, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    A young girl gets to be editor for the day, which sets the tone for Marty and Hannah imagining what love would have been like if they had met at a younger age. They do this while celebrating their 1st anniversary of knowing each other.

  • S04E04 M is For the Many Things She Forgot She Gave Me

    • October 16, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Marty must place his mother in a home when her failing memory begins to force the issue.

  • S04E05 Gimme an O

    • October 23, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Hannah makes a joke about the best sex she ever had, Marty sets out to find out the details after he finds out it wasn't him.

  • S04E06 Training Film

    • October 30, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Marty's bad day is made worse when Hannah takes him on a train trip but the only thing on his mind is ""Murder on the Wisconsin Express"".

  • S04E07 First Lady Sings the Blues

    • November 20, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Marty becomes obsessed when he finds out his cholesterol is too high, meanwhile Hannah provides shelter interviews the widow of a deposed monarch and is she a royal pain.

  • S04E08 Stop Me Before I... Again (1)

    • December 4, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Patrick Serreau returns for the opening of a gallery show featuring his erotic pictures, but he shows no sign of his old lecherous self to a disbelieving Hannah.

  • S04E09 Stop Me Before I... Again (2)

    • December 11, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Patrick tries to set Marty up with the triplets, who love Jewish men, featured in his exhibition so he can discredit him in the eyes of Hannah and strengthen his own position.

  • S04E10 Salmonella is Coming to Town

    • December 18, 1991
    • ABC (US)

    Jules cost cuts on a holiday dinner for the homeless, with sickening results. When Hannah convinces Marty to go all out for Christmas, she gets the idea that he has, by getting a new apartment for them.

  • S04E11 The Call of the Mild

    • January 8, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    Marty, Jules & Mike go to a wild man weekend in which Marty refuses to take part, Jules decides to right Catherine's wrongs and Mike writes a poem.

  • S04E12 I'd Kill for a Mink

    • January 15, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    Robin and the Animal Rescue Front (ARF), a group of animal rights activists, are after Marty when he writes an article they don't agree with. Marty is after them when their pet mink bites him. This is all further complicated by the fact Catherine needs to keep fur ads in the magazine to keep their budget intact.

  • S04E13 Catherine Honey, I'm Home

    • January 22, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    Catherine seeks cooking advice from Hannah when the husband from her open marriage suddenly shows up, wanting a divorce because he has found a new mate.

  • S04E14 Angst for the Memories

    • February 5, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    The visit of Hannah's friend, Rachel, disturbs Marty who thinks Hannah will unlike the fact that she and Marty once had a one-night stand.

  • S04E15 Tryst and Shout

    • February 14, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    Mike's wife is out of town for a while, so Hannah invites him over for dinner and then he hits it off with Robin and Hannah becomes worried, what if he hits on her?

  • S04E16 The Waiting

    • May 27, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    As Hannah sits in a specialist's office awaiting the results of her biopsy, she reflects on the past week of living with this secret from Marty.

  • S04E17 Marty Walks

    • June 3, 1992
    • ABC (US)

    When Catherine won't print one of his stories, Marty quits the magazine and Hannah is left holding Marty's big article on airline safety. Hannah becomes the arbitrator in their dispute.

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