Magnet fishing FAIL! I was trying to find cool stuff made of metal in the river but ended up annihilating my iPhone instead. Failure all the way around... no biggie though, I already bought another one on the cheap. Oh, and I also ordered a WATERPROOF CASE because I live in Michigan and we're simple folks with a lot of water. For the record, I achieved A's in high school and college. Street smarts? I'd like to think I have them, but not definitely today... we all make mistakes in life, children.