There are thirty minutes to "curtain up" and backstage Robert is preparing for his first West End lead. When Sue, Desmond and Desmond's wife, Marjorie, come to wish him luck, confusion abounds. Desmond has worse stage fright than his client and somehow manages to lead everyone to believe he is to become a father at 54 - but who is the mother?
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Mayhew-Archer | Writer | ||
| Phil Willmott | Guest Star | ||
| Rula Lenska | Guest Star | ||
| Bryan Izzard | Director |