Barth decides to issue his memoirs: ""Barth Gimble -- One Man: One Life""; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet Company present ""The Ballad of the Broken Station Wagon""; Dr. Richard Osgood talks about the black market for organs and his ""Whole Body Parts Catalog""; UBS promo: ""Say What?""; Barth talks about his altercation with the owner of the gas station.