On this episode of Alt News, get ready for Medieval warfare as we show you the madness of Amtgard. Then we show you the flaws in SIUC's parking policy. Next get ready to go back to Terre Haute, Indiana, as we show you a hovercraft convention. Then we head to Fairview Heights as Frank Caliendo cracks up the funnybone. Finally, search the SIUC campus figuring out why college students don't vote.