Rich is back after a week off due to illness and there’s lots of exciting robot sex news for him to chow down on, and lots of peanuts. He and Ally discuss what they’d do with a sweaty finger, how long they’d wait for a girlfriend in a coma and whether they would eat poop in order to defy ageing. A Twitch of Fun fan pretends to have a wife to impress the chat room and we resolve an important mat issue. And Sibyl has some bad news for Birmingham.