In this debut episode we welcome the Two Minutes to Late Night crew as they review the critically reviled(?) Van Weezer.
Put on your fishnets and grab your bacon banana sandwiches because this one is a doozy.
Yes. We're doing it. We're listening to the album everyone on the planet wants to forget including streaming services.
This week on Albummer! We’re listening to Green Day’s triumphant return to making music that alienates anyone over the age of 16!
Try not to barf as the ALBUMMER! gang revisits Metallica's steamy pile of doo-doo, St. Anger!
The ALBUMMER! crew is here to have discourse on Italian croissants and THAT album that got put onto everyone's phones, U2's Songs of Innocence!
This week on Albummer! we're talking about the first album made by British metal pioneers Judas Priest after they replaced their legendary frontman Rob Halford with a rando from Akron, Ohio. What's a Juggulator? You'll find out!
This week on Albummer! we're talking about Too Legit for The Pit: Hardcore Takes the Rap, a collection of mostly ironic guitar covers of hip hop hits that sure as hell didn't age well.
Before he was dying hard, Bruce Willis had a little more hair and an album!
This week the gang listens to Lil Wayne's shortly lived "Rebirth" as a rock and roll star and discovers the true meaning of Christmas (not having to listen to this album again).
This week on Albummer! the gang talks about the most iconic melding of the minds since Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito decided to be twins: it's Shaggy and Sting who did an album together in 2018. Why? WHY!?!
This week the gang finishes the miserable Hella Mega Awesome tour trilogy by listening to Fall Out Boy's second greatest hits album, Believers Never Die II: a compilation that has more combined listens than basically everything Weezer and Green Day ever made combined because art is meaningless.
This week on Albummer! we'll be talking about Corey Feldman's two-disc spoiled milk fever dream, Angelic 2 the Core. Send help. Typing this makes my bones hurt.
This week on Albummer! we're talking about the follow up release from an amphibian who sounds like a racecar and has human junk -- it's Crazy Frog's More Crazy Hits! Make sure you listen to this one on your LG Chocolate to get the most authentic experience.
It's finally here, the Giant Bomb content crossover story arc 10 years in the making! There’s new Limp Bizkit in 2021 and the gang put on suits to talk about famous film director Fred Durst's nu-metal side project.
This week we’re talking about the 2016 album from Cameron Diaz’s husband’s post hiatus album, Good Charlotte’s Youth Authority. And look, Jeff Bakalar joins the show because he is contractually obligated to do so!
This week on Albummer! we're talking about Joe Pesci's fully immersive lounge singer experience, "Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just for You" with our special guest, music writer and chicken parmigiana activist Dan Ozzi! Two people on this album have Academy Awards. Leave the internet, take the cannolis!
This week on Albummer! we're joined by Giant Bomb's own Jess O'Brien (aka Voidburger) to talk about Korn bassist Fieldy's first solo album, Rock'n Roll Gangster. Apparently, he regrets making it almost as much as we regretted listening to it. The dream is collapsing.
This week on Albummer we're joined by Guitarist Bo Leuders of Harm's Way to discuss his love of Metallica's 1991 self titled album, aka The Black Album. Watch all 5 stages of grief happen in real time as he realizes what this show is.
Ho Ho Ho! It's Christmas time and what's a better gift to give than forcing six people to listen to an album that's absolute garbage? It's A Taste of Christmas, a compilation album of imitation Panic at the Discos shrieking for Christ. No nuance here.
On this episode on Albummer!, we take a look back at the twenty albums we listened to last year and try to determine gauntlet-style which one gave us the most trauma. This is our Apocolypse Now. May God have mercy on our souls.
Ooooooh Yeaaaah!!! Today on Albummer! we're talking about Macho Man Randy Savage's rap album "Be A Man" ohhh yeaaaah with Colin Young of God's Hate (their vocalist is wrestler Brody King oh yeaaaah). Watch us experience joy for once.
This week on Albummer! we listen to the surprisingly palatable first rap album by basketball icon and fossil fuel appreciator, Shaquille O'Neal. This episode is brought to you by the 47 products Shaq is currently the spokesperson for.
This Week on Albummer! we investigate the obvious cash grab of some dude doing a bad Minions impression over unlicensed music. You want to see us get tortured? Step on us, Mistress Minion.
Billy Idol's Cyberpunk 1993 walked so Cyberpunk 2077 could run -- off a cliff. See, the Albummer! crew knows a little bit about video games. And prop work!
Today on Albummer! the gang listens to what could possibly be America's first epic fail vid, the Shaggs' Philosophy of the World. It's like the Jackson 5 with way less skill and way more duress!
Oh no. If doing 27 episodes of this show has taught us anything it's that when rappers try to make rock albums it's always bad and if someone replaces the word "to" with the number 2 we're all going to want to die.
This week on Albummer! we're talking weird butt rock icons, Godsmack. Maybe this is the worst Godsmack album? Maybe this is the best? We don't know but 1,000 hp is a lot and we're going to need the Savage Lynel Sword to defeat these guys... ahhh VIDEO GAMES!!!
This week on Albummer! we're talking about the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude of country music. Yes, it's Garth Brook's convoluted alter ego, and Jordan's absolute worst costume yet, Chris Gaines. What the hell is happening?
Today we're joined by our friend Sam Nulman (Girls5eva) to talk about Rod Stewart's 32nd album, "Tears of Hercules." They say that practice makes perfect so these are probably Rod's best songs about having painful sex.
This week on Albummer! we're talking about Kidz Bop 3, the longest of the Kidz Bops and the longest hour of our lives. Soulless children singing contemporary pop hits! What could go wrong?
There are few albums more cursed, more reviled, and more unspeakably terrible than Lulu, the Metallica/Lou Reed collaborative album. We asked comedian Kyle Kinane to talk about it with us and he instantly regretted it. Please, do not listen to this album. In fact, don't even watch this video. Save yourselves.
This week on Albummer! the gang is talking about Atilla, Long Island royalty Billy Joel's long-lost two-member metal project from when he was only 20 years old. It kicks ass, but you know what doesn't? Drinking and driving. Stay safe, mustaches.
Music. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Albummer! crew as they listen to bad music and think "why did the actor who played Spock spoil the entire plot of The Hobbit in a novelty song? Illogical."