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Season 1

  • S01E01 Van Weezer

    • August 4, 2021

    In this debut episode we welcome the Two Minutes to Late Night crew as they review the critically reviled(?) Van Weezer.

  • S01E02 Danzig sings Elvis

    • August 11, 2021

    Put on your fishnets and grab your bacon banana sandwiches because this one is a doozy.

  • S01E03 Kevin Federline's "Playing with Fire"

    • August 18, 2021

    Yes. We're doing it. We're listening to the album everyone on the planet wants to forget including streaming services.

  • S01E04 Green Day's "Father of All Motherf*ckers!"

    • August 25, 2021

    This week on Albummer! We’re listening to Green Day’s triumphant return to making music that alienates anyone over the age of 16!

  • S01E05 Metallica's "St. Anger"

    • September 1, 2021

    Try not to barf as the ALBUMMER! gang revisits Metallica's steamy pile of doo-doo, St. Anger!

  • S01E06 U2's "Songs of Innocence"

    • September 8, 2021

    The ALBUMMER! crew is here to have discourse on Italian croissants and THAT album that got put onto everyone's phones, U2's Songs of Innocence!

  • S01E07 Judas Priests' "Juggulator"

    • September 15, 2021

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about the first album made by British metal pioneers Judas Priest after they replaced their legendary frontman Rob Halford with a rando from Akron, Ohio. What's a Juggulator? You'll find out!

  • S01E08 Too Legit for the Pit

    • September 22, 2021

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about Too Legit for The Pit: Hardcore Takes the Rap, a collection of mostly ironic guitar covers of hip hop hits that sure as hell didn't age well.

  • S01E09 Bruce Willis' The Return of Bruno

    • September 29, 2021

    Before he was dying hard, Bruce Willis had a little more hair and an album!

  • S01E10 Lil Wayne's "Rebirth"

    • October 6, 2021

    This week the gang listens to Lil Wayne's shortly lived "Rebirth" as a rock and roll star and discovers the true meaning of Christmas (not having to listen to this album again).

  • S01E11 Sting & Shaggy

    • October 13, 2021

    This week on Albummer! the gang talks about the most iconic melding of the minds since Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito decided to be twins: it's Shaggy and Sting who did an album together in 2018. Why? WHY!?!

  • S01E12 Fall Out Boy's "Believers Never Die Volume Two"

    • October 20, 2021

    This week the gang finishes the miserable Hella Mega Awesome tour trilogy by listening to Fall Out Boy's second greatest hits album, Believers Never Die II: a compilation that has more combined listens than basically everything Weezer and Green Day ever made combined because art is meaningless.

  • S01E13 Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 the Core

    • October 27, 2021

    This week on Albummer! we'll be talking about Corey Feldman's two-disc spoiled milk fever dream, Angelic 2 the Core. Send help. Typing this makes my bones hurt.

  • S01E14 Crazy Frog's More Crazy Hits

    • November 3, 2021

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about the follow up release from an amphibian who sounds like a racecar and has human junk -- it's Crazy Frog's More Crazy Hits! Make sure you listen to this one on your LG Chocolate to get the most authentic experience.

  • S01E15 Limp Bizkit "Still Sucks"

    • November 10, 2021

    It's finally here, the Giant Bomb content crossover story arc 10 years in the making! There’s new Limp Bizkit in 2021 and the gang put on suits to talk about famous film director Fred Durst's nu-metal side project.

  • S01E16 Good Charlotte's Youth Authority (featuring Jeff Bakalar)

    • November 18, 2021

    This week we’re talking about the 2016 album from Cameron Diaz’s husband’s post hiatus album, Good Charlotte’s Youth Authority. And look, Jeff Bakalar joins the show because he is contractually obligated to do so!

  • S01E17 Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just for You

    • November 24, 2021

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about Joe Pesci's fully immersive lounge singer experience, "Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just for You" with our special guest, music writer and chicken parmigiana activist Dan Ozzi! Two people on this album have Academy Awards. Leave the internet, take the cannolis!

  • S01E18 Fieldy's Dreams (featuring Jess O'Brien)

    • December 1, 2021

    This week on Albummer! we're joined by Giant Bomb's own Jess O'Brien (aka Voidburger) to talk about Korn bassist Fieldy's first solo album, Rock'n Roll Gangster. Apparently, he regrets making it almost as much as we regretted listening to it. The dream is collapsing.

  • S01E19 Metallica, the Black Album

    • December 8, 2021

    This week on Albummer we're joined by Guitarist Bo Leuders of Harm's Way to discuss his love of Metallica's 1991 self titled album, aka The Black Album. Watch all 5 stages of grief happen in real time as he realizes what this show is.

  • S01E20 Taste of Christmas

    • December 22, 2021

    Ho Ho Ho! It's Christmas time and what's a better gift to give than forcing six people to listen to an album that's absolute garbage? It's A Taste of Christmas, a compilation album of imitation Panic at the Discos shrieking for Christ. No nuance here.

Season 2

  • S02E01 The Tournament of Champions

    • January 19, 2022

    On this episode on Albummer!, we take a look back at the twenty albums we listened to last year and try to determine gauntlet-style which one gave us the most trauma. This is our Apocolypse Now. May God have mercy on our souls.

  • S02E02 Macho Man's "Be a Man"

    • January 26, 2022

    Ooooooh Yeaaaah!!! Today on Albummer! we're talking about Macho Man Randy Savage's rap album "Be A Man" ohhh yeaaaah with Colin Young of God's Hate (their vocalist is wrestler Brody King oh yeaaaah). Watch us experience joy for once.

  • S02E03 Shaquille O'Neal's "Shaq Diesel"

    • February 2, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we listen to the surprisingly palatable first rap album by basketball icon and fossil fuel appreciator, Shaquille O'Neal. This episode is brought to you by the 47 products Shaq is currently the spokesperson for.

  • S02E04 Funny Minions Guys

    • February 9, 2022

    This Week on Albummer! we investigate the obvious cash grab of some dude doing a bad Minions impression over unlicensed music. You want to see us get tortured? Step on us, Mistress Minion.

  • S02E05 Billy Idol's "Cyberpunk"

    • February 16, 2022

    Billy Idol's Cyberpunk 1993 walked so Cyberpunk 2077 could run -- off a cliff. See, the Albummer! crew knows a little bit about video games. And prop work!

  • S02E06 The Shaggs' Philosophy of the World

    • February 23, 2022

    Today on Albummer! the gang listens to what could possibly be America's first epic fail vid, the Shaggs' Philosophy of the World. It's like the Jackson 5 with way less skill and way more duress!

  • S02E07 Kid Cudi's Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven

    • March 2, 2022

    Oh no. If doing 27 episodes of this show has taught us anything it's that when rappers try to make rock albums it's always bad and if someone replaces the word "to" with the number 2 we're all going to want to die.

  • S02E08 Godsmack's 1,000 HP

    • March 9, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking weird butt rock icons, Godsmack. Maybe this is the worst Godsmack album? Maybe this is the best? We don't know but 1,000 hp is a lot and we're going to need the Savage Lynel Sword to defeat these guys... ahhh VIDEO GAMES!!!

  • S02E09 Garth Brooks in...the Life of Chris Gaines

    • March 16, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude of country music. Yes, it's Garth Brook's convoluted alter ego, and Jordan's absolute worst costume yet, Chris Gaines. What the hell is happening?

  • S02E10 Rod Stewart's "Tears of Hercules"

    • March 23, 2022

    Today we're joined by our friend Sam Nulman (Girls5eva) to talk about Rod Stewart's 32nd album, "Tears of Hercules." They say that practice makes perfect so these are probably Rod's best songs about having painful sex.

  • S02E11 Kidz Bop 3

    • March 30, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about Kidz Bop 3, the longest of the Kidz Bops and the longest hour of our lives. Soulless children singing contemporary pop hits! What could go wrong?

  • S02E12 Metallica's LuLu (featuring Kyle Kinane)

    • April 6, 2022

    There are few albums more cursed, more reviled, and more unspeakably terrible than Lulu, the Metallica/Lou Reed collaborative album. We asked comedian Kyle Kinane to talk about it with us and he instantly regretted it. Please, do not listen to this album. In fact, don't even watch this video. Save yourselves.

  • S02E13 Billy Joel's Attila

    • April 13, 2022

    This week on Albummer! the gang is talking about Atilla, Long Island royalty Billy Joel's long-lost two-member metal project from when he was only 20 years old. It kicks ass, but you know what doesn't? Drinking and driving. Stay safe, mustaches.

  • S02E14 Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy

    • April 20, 2022

    Music. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Albummer! crew as they listen to bad music and think "why did the actor who played Spock spoil the entire plot of The Hobbit in a novelty song? Illogical."

  • S02E15 Machine Gun Kelly's "Mainstream Sellout"

    • April 27, 2022

    This week on Albummer! the gang talks about Machine Gun Kelly’s newest pop punk album “Mainstream Sellout.” Is he saving guitar music, or does his publicist just have a nightmare job? Find out!

  • S02E16 Around the World with The Chipmunks

    • May 4, 2022

    Today on Albummer! the gang is talking about Around the World with The Chipmunks, a novelty record from 1960 that's not nearly as racist as we expected it would be but we still had a good time.

  • S02E17 Loud Rocks

    • May 11, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about Loud Rocks: an extremely year 2000 mashup of metal and hip hop that probably should have been forgotten but we have content to make. Ruh oh.

  • S02E18 Imagine Dragons' Origins

    • May 18, 2022

    This week on Albummer we're listening to... damnit. Imagine Dragons? Ugh. At least you freaks who like to see us get tortured for sixty minutes are gonna have a good time.

  • S02E19 Mailbag!

    • May 25, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about the worst thing you've ever heard before, ourselves! We're answering questions that were submitted to us by you, the fans. We talk for a long time about sandwiches.

  • S02E20 Insane Clown Posse's "Bang! Pow! Boom!"

    • June 1, 2022

    Today on Albummer! We're talking about the Insane Clown Posse album with the song about not knowing how magnets work. Also, Jeremy used to be a Juggalo. Good night and good luck.

  • S02E21 Kryst the Conqueror

    • June 8, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about Kryst the Conqueror, the failed Christian-themed power metal band that Jerry Only and Doyle started after The Misfits broke up. This is certainly an album that will make you shout "Jesus Christ."

  • S02E22 Steve-O's The Dumbest Asshole in Hip Hop

    • June 15, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about Steve-O's ill-fated and luckily mostly forgotten foray into rap, The Dumbest Asshole in Hip Hop. The dude once took a hungry leech to his eye but this is somehow worse.

  • S02E23 Jet's "Shine On"

    • June 22, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about the Jet album that notoriously got a 0.0 and a video of a monkey pissing as a review on Pitchfork. Is this that bad? It's not even the worst thing we've listened to this month but man, what a discussion!

  • S02E24 The Mission Impossible 2 Soundtrack

    • June 29, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking music from and inspired by Mission Impossible 2. It's a dozen nu-metal songs that weren't in the movie and a Tori Amos bop for good measure. WTF?

  • S02E25 Liz Phair's self-titled

    • July 6, 2022

    Today on Albummer! the gang takes a look at Liz Phair's 2003 self-titled album which frankly, kicks ass. Why did it get notoriously harsh reviews from several huge publications upon its release? Oh yeah, sexism!

  • S02E26 Freddy's Greatest Hits

    • July 13, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about Freddy's Greatest Hits, a collection of Doo Wop songs with a couple of samples of Freddy Kruger without curses. What the heck? Why doesn't he rap?

  • S02E27 Transplants "Self-Titled"

    • July 20, 2022

    Today on Albummer! the gang is joined by Stereogum senior editor Tom Breihan to talk about Transplants self titled debut. If you liked Rancid, Operation Ivy, Blink-182, or commercials for shampoo in the year 2002 you're going to love this episode!

  • S02E28 Scarlett Johansson's "Anywhere I Lay My Head"

    • July 27, 2022

    This week we're talking about ScarJo's 2008 debut album, "Anywhere I Lay My Head," a collection of Tom Waits cover songs that nobody wanted. Is this technically part of the MCU now?

  • S02E29 WWE Originals (feat. Dan Ryckert)

    • August 3, 2022

    Whoa today we're talking about WWE Originals with wrestling fanatic Dan Ryckert. He forced us to endure 17 unlistenable songs by thicc adults covered in baby oil and then we spent a long time talking about what constitutes a burrito!

  • S02E30 Aerosmith's Music from another Dimension

    • August 10, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about Aerosmith's 2012 release "Music from Another Dimension." As Lucie points out, unfortunately, this sounds exactly like it came from our suck-ass dimension.

  • S02E31 Nine Inch Nails' Quake Soundtrack

    • August 17, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're joined by YouTuber, drummer, and actual video game player Jon Sudano to talk about the Quake soundtrack. It's like four hours of computer farting in Hell. Good work, Trent Reznor!

  • S02E32 Tony Hawk's American Wasteland Soundtrack

    • August 24, 2022

    We're looking at the soundtrack to Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, 14 classic cover songs made by contemporary punk musicians. Plus, we're joined by James Munoz of The Bled who actually played on this album (even if he never played the game).

  • S02E33 Sonic Adventure 2 Soundtrack

    • August 31, 2022

    This week on Albummer! the gang is talking about the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack with Hard Drive Magazine editor Jeremy Kaplowitz. This album was so good it even made Jordan consider buying a Dreamcast.

  • S02E34 Ryan Gosling's Band, Dead Man's Bones

    • September 7, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about Ryan Gosling's Band, Dead Man's Bones, and their only album from 2009. Can beautiful people be spooky? Maybe.

  • S02E35 Alien Ant Farm's Anthology

    • September 14, 2022

    Today on Albummer! the gang is joined by enemy of the show and War on Women front person Shawna Potter to talk about Alien Ant Farm. Do you remember those nu-metal guys who covered a Michael Jackson song? Turns out they had 12 original songs on that CD, too.

  • S02E36 The Clash's Cut the Crap

    • September 21, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about The Clash's last album, the non-ironically named Cut the Crap. A beloved band ending with a swan song akin to a diaper on fire? Sounds like a solid episode idea!

  • S02E37 Dee Dee King's Standing in the Spotlight

    • September 28, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're talking about Dee Dee Ramone's solo rap album, "Standing in the Spotlight." Show us on the leather jacket where he hurt you.

  • S02E38 Metallica's Load

    • October 7, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're talking about Metallica's first post black album release and arguably the beginning of their decent into madness. This is our first episode of Monthtallica and we're joined by comedian and human inkblot Shayne Smith!

  • S02E39 Metallica's Reload

    • October 12, 2022

    This week on Albummer! we're continuing Monthtallica, our deep dive into the later half Metallica albums with the sequel to Load, the aptly named Reload. We're joined by fellow podcaster Alex Ptak who famously bought this as his first pre-teen music purchase.

  • S02E40 A very spooky Mailbag

    • October 19, 2022

    60 episodes? In a row? This week on Albummer! we're doing a very spooky Halloween mailbag and answering thought-provoking questions about candy and mischief night. Jeremy is probably a felon.

  • S02E41 Metallica's "Death Magnetic"

    • October 26, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're continuing Monthtallica (or Metallitober if you follow the Gregorian Calendar) by doing a deep dive into 2008's Death Magnetic with our buddy Jonah Ray. He's good boy with mostly nice things to say.

  • S02E42 Metallica's "Hardwired... to Self-Destruct"

    • November 2, 2022

    Today on Albummer! we're wrapping up Monthtobatallica or whatever with 2016's "Hardwired... To Self Destruct." Our guest is comedian Shane Torres came in with an open mind and left with a broken spirit!

  • S02E43 Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Return of the Dream Canteen"

    • November 9, 2022

    Yabba Dabba California warn ya today on Albummer! We're talking about the second double album released by the Red Hot Chili Peppers THIS YEAR, "Return of the Dream Canteen."

  • S02E44 catman John, "Scatman's World"

    • November 16, 2022

    Bee bah pah bado bah, we're talking about Scatman John's full length album. Oh you didn't know he had an album? We didn't even know there were any other words besides skibby deeby dee.

  • S02E45 Rednex's "Sex and Violins"

    • November 23, 2022

    If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe we wouldn't have ever started this podcast. Oh my god there are so many Swedish fake country songs.

  • S02E46 Pure Moods

    • November 30, 2022

    As Albummer! goes on an indefinite hiatus we reflect upon what we learned listening to sixty-six critically reviled albums. Oh and we talk a little bit about Pure Moods but mostly we just riff. We love you.