There's tension in the studio because Sidekick Simon has been a guest on a rival show. Also in this episode, Alan eats an orange, an air rifle audio game, and Alan interviews himself.
Alan co-hosts North Norfolk Digital's breakfast show.
Alan fails to be nice to some young callers, and gets more than he bargained for when he chats to an ex-special forces soldier.
Alan and Simon are joined in the studio by Daniel, who has made a lot of money on the internet.
Alan talks to an agony aunt and takes a shine to his new sidekick.
Alan jokes about vampires with Zoe whilst admiring her.