Klinger plays disc jockey on the PA system; a new nurse is being hazed; and Father Mulcahy has to contend with one patient who won't talk and another who won't stop.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Timothy Stack | Guest Star | ||
| John Chappell | Guest Star | ||
| Greg Norberg | Guest Star | ||
| Terence McGovern | Guest Star |