intro to the definitive and mathematically provable adventure game tier list
Sits sour on the back edges of your tongue like the sip confirming your oat milk has gone off.
Full-bodied and earthy with a hint of desert salt, and a metallic finish unexpected but not wholly unwelcome.
A robust flavor you can’t quite place. It’s seawater. It’s a river stone. It’s evergreen sap. It’s the snaps of a 9-volt battery.
A complex flavor somewhere between port and crude oil, but with top notes of fruit and whimsy.
Sharp, rich, and tannic; have it decanted with a plate of crawfish and a disemboweled chicken.
Grippy. Cloying. Precocious. But, beneath that, warming. Nostalgic. Like rewatching a mediocre film you adored as a child.