Hundreds of thousands of years ago, in the year 2017, there was a great pharaoh named Jeremy. Though his stature was that of a prepubescent boy, his mightiness towered over all other men. Every Monday (or Sunday for First members), he would declare it AHWU day - the day to display the lovely items he and his pals at the office were sent by the fans. Unbeknownst to Jeremy, the royal vizier, Gavin the Free, had other plans for Achievement Hunter. Feeling it was in need of a new ruler, he buried the pharaoh alive, unceremoniously wrapping him in toilet paper that a fan sent to the office. Today, the pharaoh lives, and he is piiiiiiiiiiissed. Jeremy is ready to rampage against any man who dares stand up to his wrath. The people of Earth know their only hope to stopping the evil mummy is Tom Cruise. Unfortunately, we only have Andy in a ninja mask. Hopefully that will do.