Here's the mail It never fails It makes me want to wag my tail When it comes I want a whale No! That's total bullshit. When it comes, I want a fuckin' sword. Who the hell would want a whale? Whales are fucking massive! Where would we even fit a whale in this office? There's no doubt that we'd kill it. Maybe not intentionally, but you know none of us are gonna bother feeding it. Fuck whales. I don't want a fuckin' whale. Keep sending swords! That shit is awesome.