Today's the day. Today is the day that little AHWU grew into a man. It's learning how to shave. It's taking nice little female AHWUs out on dates. It has balls now, man! And real adult feelings. We're kidding. Just like us, AHWU doesn't have feelings. We turned AHWU into a robot - AHWU 2.0! Ryan ripped its chest cavity open and sucked out its blood. Now AHWU's filled with oil and gears. And probably a missile launcher or three. Also, mail! Lots and lots of delicious mail.