Your first new year's Jack is a special new year's Jack. Be sure, before embracing your first New Year's Jack, to find some place secluded. The bathroom or your bedroom should suffice. If you share a bedroom with someone, be sure to get their consent before you get your first New Year's Jack on right in front of them. They may, after all, want to have their first New Year's Jack simultaneously as you have your first New Year's Jack. With you. Together. As a couple. Haha! Intimate Jack moment.