* Opening titles * Nice Family – People to avoid and to meet * Redundant cleaner in wardrobe * Fish attacks * The Wells – Soup kitchen * Gwyn – Teeth * Adverts * Tour Guide – Coach * Surgeons – Street Operation * Don and George – Car * Billy and Mate – 'Sexy interclock' * On The Lavatory with Frank Hovis – Cafe meal * 'Bank Holiday' (song) * Closing credits