* Opening titles * Charity shop sketch * Braid Scots phrases * Singing Man * Stoneybridge – Independent Television franchise * Singing Man * Calum Gilhooley – Opinion poll * Opinion Poll * Bert Bastard – Over 80s Disco * Singing Man * Adverts * Nice Family – Football Rules * Little Girl – School * Hospital sketch * Denzil & Gwynedd – Illtyd * Macglashan – Speech * Blind charity man * Macglashan – New laws * Closing credits