On this premiere episode of 5x5, Continue's Paul, Nick and Josh (along with a few guests), make their picks for the 5 video game characters you would never want to be your stepdad
The morning commute is one of the most dreaded aspects of day-to-day life. But what if you had the ultimate vehicle?
The sacred skills of martial arts have honed many a man into a vicious killing machine.
Summer is approaching, and the Continue? guys (Paul, Nick and Josh) and their special guests are getting amped for the metal festival circuit.
Sometimes our significant others just don't seem to understand our frustrations caused by their inability to not jump off that ledge. No! Don't jump off that ledge! Gorram it.
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Sometimes, things can get out of control and you need to quickly dispose of the evidence.
There are three things in this universe you can count on: death, taxes and mustaches being awesome.
Let's face it; video games are really weird sometimes. There are games where food tries to kill you, or where you need to kill food.
The massive male physique is one of the most amazing wonders of the world. We know this to be true because video games are filled with big, muscley, ripped dudes that are always saving the day.
Everyone gets sick. Except Luke. He's a machine that overpowers sickness with hate. But most video game characters aren't so lucky.
We've all been there. The lights turned down low. The sound on the television cranked up. 'Resident Evil' playing on the screen. Then suddenly, the words "Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson" pop up and you scream like a little girl.
As Darwin would point out, we've evolved so far, that smacking the alarm clock is in our DNA. Sometimes though, you gotta get up to get down.
Once in a generation, there comes a rapper turned actor so amazing, he (or she) rewrites the book on what quality voice over work really is.
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Urban legends have been part of our culture for generations, but with the advent of the internet, more wild speculation about what is and isn't real has reached insane heights of pandemonium.
As one of the most successful video game franchises of all time, Call of Duty has made an incredible impact on the 5x5 crew.
For the most part, video games could be considered rather wholesome entertainment. Then there are the shining few that are so vulgar, so raunchy, so dirrty, you're afraid to let people know you've played them.
We all make mistakes. It's part of life. However, some mistakes are more hilarious than others.
When you pay money for something, you expect it to work. About the only time getting something broken in return for currency is acceptable is when you plan to use it in some kind of 'Real Steel' scenario.
While not every game allows you to get wreckt, a handful of our favorite games do let us trip balls vicariously through digital avatars. Those are our favorites.
You might think there's only room in the world for one Batman, but the universe is filled with all kinds of Batmans.
In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it's a vacuum and there's no sound. So this episode isn't exactly scientifically accurate.
You think you know the truth? We've got news for you, bucko. You don't know jack s--t about the real underground truths of the video game world.
These Pokemon definitely shouldn't be allowed anywhere near playgrounds, schools, daycare centers... pretty much anywhere there are children.
Everyone is crazy about Minecraft, and now the 5x5 guys are, too! Watch and learn as the gang picks the best Minecrafts of all time!
These characters let their guns do all the talking
If you've played a game of Hearthstone, odds are you've been on the business end of one of these bad boys. Unless you're the person who played it. Jerk.
5x5 is Continue's second show. New episodes are on the Arcade Sushi YouTube channel every Thursday. If you haven't checked it out yet, give it a shot. Especially for fans of the ContinueCast and Tangentcast. After 25 episodes, it's time for a highlight reel of some of our favorite 5x5 moments.
Sometimes talking animals are adorable and cute. These are not those times.
Some people believe science is magic or witchcraft, and that scientists are committing crimes against nature. Those people are right.
Would you believe Master Chief and 50 Cent know how to throw down shots like nobody's business?
Sure, Sonic might be known as the Blue Blur, but there are plenty of other characters who are just as fast... right?
This week we check in with the good Dr. Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein for some Halloween hijinks.
The voices that give the characters you love the life you always wanted. Now with Stamper action! Also, more Weird Al!
These characters pack a wallop, and bring the most devastating fisticuffs to the small screen.
Thanksgiving comes but once a year, so don't be a turkey--watch this episode and celebrate with us!
Over the years, more and more buttons have been added to video game controllers, for good and for ill. These are the worst.
When it comes to villains, the Nazis are right up there with the worst of the worst. Good thing so many games let us take out our frustration on them.
The boys share their thoughts on the worst Christmas gifts they ever got in the history of the universe.
It's time to get serious about swords, baybay baybay! They slice. They dice. They even julienne fries.
Sometimes you gotta build it up before you tear it back down. These are the best monsters for the job.
History has taught us the biggest monsters you'll ever face are those with one eye. Or something like that.
Music is the weapon. I think that was a popular song once. These guys all use music in that manner.
If there's one thing we love about video games, it's having the rug pulled out from under us at a crucial moment of trust. Thanks, video games.