The highway patrol officers turned on their sirens. 2nd drunk driver of the night. This guy was worse than the first. He had a friend in the passenger seat- drunk, passed out, and he didn't even realize they had been pulled over. He sat there'sleeping while the driver was being arrested. "Come on bud time to find a new ride" - the officer tapped the window. That's when he realized - the passenger wasn't drunk. He was dead.