An awful review of Dragon Age Inquisition. Garbage reviews is an attempt at funny. One could say it's a parody of normal reviews. Thau provide helpful information about the game. Garbage reviews on the other hand will never try to teach you anything. If you decide that you want Dragon age after this review is done I have failed you. That is the Kilian Experience dammit! But really is Dragon age actually a good game? Yes it's bloody brilliant! Man I have zero subscribers
Just an awful review of Resident Evil Revelations 2. Garbage reviews is an attempt at funny. One could say it's a parody of normal reviews. Normal reviews provide helpful information about the game. Garbage reviews on the other hand will never try to teach you anything. If you decide that you want Resident Evil revelations 2 after this review is done I have failed you. That is the Kilian Experience dammit! But really is Ressi 2 Rev 2 actually a good game? Well I think it's better than resident evil 6 even if it is an episodic game. Yay I have 3 subscribers this time. How nice. I am thinking Battlefield Hardline next time or Assassins Creed Rogue
A not so serious review of Assassin's Creed Rogue PC. Garbage reviews is an attempt at funny. One could say it's a parody of normal reviews. Normal reviews provide helpful information about the game. Garbage reviews on the other hand will never try to teach you anything. If you decide that you want Assassin's Creed Rogue after this review is done I have failed you. That is the Kilian Experience dammit! But really is Rogue actually a good game? I didn't believe it myself when I tried it but yes it's actually better than unity. Sure some parts are copyied and rushed but hey it still good. Yay I have 5 subscribers this time! How nice. No idea what I will review next time. Maybe recommend in comments
Just a terrible review of The Order 1886. Garbage reviews is an attempt at funny. One could say it's a parody of normal reviews. Normal reviews provide helpful information about the game. Garbage reviews on the other hand will never try to teach you anything. If you decide that you want The order 1886 after this review is done I have failed you. That is the Kilian Experience dammit! But really is The Order actually a good game? Well I didn't really like it. I am not a big fan of cinematic games and it was waaaay to expensive. I mean if you like cinematic games then try it out. The story isn't terrible but it's just not for me. I can't believe I actually finished this review. That was beyond surprising. Had much to do this week. Anyways like i said in the video next Garbage Review will be in two weeks. It will be longer. Right now i am leaning towards assassins creed the first one. I would like to review an older game so I can spoil it and get more material .
A terrible review of pillars of eternity. In this review I talk about the prologue and character creation. Why you shouldn't invest in the stronghold. Why a godlike wizard should help the workers. In all honesty I really like this game. I played all the way to act three but then I lost my save and everything. Kinda annoying, that is why I created a new character but this time it was a fire godlike fighter. Also I did actually read everything and I am not a communist. The game is really good. I only played planescape torment out of the classic pc rpgs. But one of my favorite game of all time is Knights of the old republic.
A review of the Playstation gem Crash Bandicoot warped or Crash bandicoot 3. Depends on who you ask I guess. In this review I will talk about the intro and cortex plan and who Crash Bandicoot really is on the side of. It not the good guys I tell you that. I will also talk about the different bosses. This review is clearly a bit different and it took way less time to make. Is that noticeable. Or did it become noticeable when I told you. Anyways I hope you enjoy it. Still took a lot of hours to make. Like I said two week probably Assassins Creed 1.
The first assassin's creed, assassin's creed 1 how great that game was. Great story. Revisiting Altair, this will be great. I thought. Turns out it's a broken mess. Didn't remember that! Only remembered the good parts. The second Assassin's creed is one of my favourite games of all time. This review took hours and killed me. I am of dead now. So I hope you enjoy this garbage review
A garbage review of bioshock 1. I'll talk about Andrew Ryan intro. I'll talk about the story, lore and the backstory. Obviously it's a parody but rapture does seem to be a very nice place to be. But it isn't and Jack or Bioshock is about to find out why. I Really love this game and I've played though it several times. I hope you human beings enjoy this review. Kilian Experience out! Well not really. I can't even hear the Audio problems in this review. How odd.
Wow what a journey I never expected to get here. Okay that is a lie. I assumed I would get here eventually not this soon though. Also I am not sorry for taking a break and I hope you liked this semi improvised video.
I didn't make a top ten nor a game of the year award for 2015. Instead a made this game year review. Next year I might make a top 10 instead but probably not. I think this might be my meanest video but I am not sure. The next video will be another normal Ridiculous Recap. Don't know what game
I have played games this year. Everyone is saying Overwatch is the game of the year I disagree. It's not Uncharted 4 either. Every game is bad actually. I decided against making a Top 10.
Game of thrones is a mildly successful series from HBO. I like the series but the good guy died and that makes me sad. Time to rewrite history and to explain how.
With the hero Sombra you can hack overwatch. Cheat the system and get anything you want. But it's not easy it requires years of training to be a pro master hacker. Yes this a parody don't take it seriously
Resident Evil is in my opionion the best Ressi game since Resident Evil 4. Therefore I had to make a parody recap as I always do. Though about naming it Garbage walkthrough. Because this is the closest thing I have done to a walkthrough
Hearts Of Iron 4 is a grand strategy game from Paradox interactive. It's a very hard game. In this tutorial it's time for me to show you how to win everything with New Zealand
I was sick so I couldn't make videos. I have to speedrun super mario 64 instead. Here is the result. I get the world record. Also thanks to all speedrunners I watched while making this video. Yes the video is not serious thanks for asking.
Mass Effect is a trilogy. But maybe the story confused you? Then you should watch another video because this is a parody. I was gonna upload this video before Mass effect Andromeda. Then I got sick and couldn't record. It took 16 years to make this video.
Planet Coaster is the spiritual successor the Roller-coaster Tycoon. Will now show you several parks that I think are the best. If this video made you confused, good. I think amusements parks are fun in real life. Sometimes the quality messes up don't know why. I should fix it but you know. That's boring.
Subnautica is a fun early access game. It has big monsters but one leviathan rules then all. Lots of youtubers are doing this game. But it's mostly letsplays. I used mods and console commands.
Video games are the devils software. they are evil and should be banned. No this is not a parody I'm not trying to be funny. I am serious. As serious as a serious person can get.
E3 is here again. I love E3 and I like joking about it. Ubisoft was actually my favourite this year if you really want to know. I am actually interested in assassin's creed origins. Also Nintendo did good too.
I'll show you have to beat all besiege levels as complicated as possible. This video is mostly silly antics. After making this video I am very tired of this game. But Besiege is fun and creates a lot of funny moments.
super smash bros melee is a game that many feel nostagia for. Competitive Smash bros is still very popular and now Kilian is also joining.
Legend of Zelda wind waker is a beloved game about Toon Link traveling the seas finding triforce charts and that's it. There is also some wind controlling and talking to fishies. Unlike Majoras Mask this is a fun adventure with all your friends!
Another QnA video. I've been asked to do another on for a long time. This is semi improvised. I'm sorry if that annoys you.
Spiritual successor to This is Henry. Different but hopefully still funny. This time I explain the lore of Warhammer fantasy. With a lot of creative freedom. I had cut out the beastmen but there was a horse shoe creator joke. I am exited for Total war warhammer 2
Player unknown battlegrounds has exploded in popularity. Here's a parody guide for you beginners out there. PUBG guide was a nightmare to make because every game is completly random and my recording software hated the game. So I recorded some games and made the videos around that
Prisons are a problem in every country. But you need me to make the best prison ever. You need a guide to make the perfect prison .No prison is perfectly secure until now.
Terrible games are the best and are fun. Thanks to them I can for the first time be good at games. Cuphead is a good game. The reason they are in the thumbnail is to be cleckba1t. This video isn't an attack on anyone. Also big rigs is pretty fun.
Lord of the rings shadow of war is a fun game. I've played hours on it. Several people have complained about lootboxes and I disagree. Warner bros did not give me a small fortune to make this video.
Nintendo Entertainment System was the first console ever. It had Mario zelda and also bad games like most of them. Atleast there was some quality control as opposed to the Atari. That was just everyone for themselves.
I played some fortnite battle royale. Recorded some funny moments and made a video about it. I couldn't make a longer video because then my jokes from Player unknown battle grounds guide would repeat.
Europa Universalis 4 is a grand strategy game made by paradox interactive. I have no idea how to play it and I'm too lazy to look up guides. But I made my own tutorial on how to beat the biggest hardest challenge.
Shadow the hedgehog is a masterpiece. Some call it a Sonic spin off but I call Sonic the hedgehog a shadow spin off. But could Sonic 06 be better? I was working on a Pokemon guide but it's been delayed because Christmas. Sorry people
Kilian takes on the Johto Pokemon League. With a perfect team with no Eevee. Because Eevee is overrated. Will he use legendary Pokemon to defeat the league or will he remain just a chai wallah
Kilian makes a game of the year 2018 video. Obviously we know the best game. It’s not god of war 4. It’s Fortnite. I hated making this video but thank you for your patience.
I’ve made Pokémon videos over the years this was the biggest project. Pokemon black reverse, as usual it’s makes several references to one specific movie. This time it’s Beethoven. Yes the dog movie. Pokémon’s are dogs anyways aren’t they. Watch me go on an adventure with Tepig.
Christmas has come to Animal crossing new horizon. But one villager has preformed a dark deed. This started out as a Christmas video then Christmas came up and pushed it back now it’s an ACNH ace attorney parody. Where a bunch of Animal crossing villagers take the stand and attack me. This took time editing also I cancelled a cyberpunk 2077 video.
Halo infinite was hyped as the most expensive game ever. I believe them consider the skin prices but the money clearly didn’t go making a diverse and fun world. Story is not that great either. I know a lot happened behind the scenes but I like it because easy to make jokes. Yes I know this took forever but it was because of personal things.
ELDEN RING, no I’m not late it’s a timeless game. Well it is good especially the first time playing. Read every item description. I’ve played about 100 hours learnt all the lore but I am terrible at the game. In my defence I am terrible at all the games. Did you get that joke about the shardbearer? Maybe consider touching grass or getting a hobby playing sports.
Victoria 3 takes place in the 1800s. It’s actually closer to my last video than this videos release date. I don’t think a lot of people even play Victoria 3. Don’t even have DLC yet and this is paradox. They just did a fat update so I hope the entire video is outdated. I believe the entire world economy has actually crashed and it awkward because the Argentine economy did better when I was starting this video. But they also won the world cup so you know…good for them.
