"Why have you come?" "Do you not know?" "It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek." "I understand." "Plus there's this elf lady that I'm kinda seeing." "I get it." "She's really hot, plus I'm pretty sure she has magic powers or something." "I said I get it." "She drowned a bunch of horses this one time. It was rad. I think you'd really like her." "Right. Well-" "Plus she does this thing with her-" "Okay, cool. I'm just gonna go marry your dead a**hole friend's brother."