Statler and Waldorf take a look at The Pacifier and Constantine; however, the pair is unable to get a consistent rating scale to rank the films. Pepe the King Prawn pops in to give a run down on the latest DVD releases - Saw, I Heart Huckabees, Donnie Darko and Taxi.
Statler and Waldorf take a look at the trailers for War of the Worlds and Bewitched. The pair rank each film on their "Snooze-O-Meter" noting how far into the film they will fall asleep. Plus the two toss it over to Pepe the King Prawn to talk about the newest titles on DVD: Miss Congeniality 2, Coach Carter and Hostage.
Statler and Waldorf preview Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Fantastic Four. The two rank the films on the "old man driving scale," noting how fast they would drive to (or from) the film. Rowlf the Dog stops by the set of The Wedding Crashers to give tips on how to be a wedding crasher.
Statler and Waldorf preview Stealth and The Island, ranking them on the "old guy scale" ("not-so-bad" being the best, "yuck" being the worst). Plus Johnny Fiama interviews Keanu Reeves (through edited footage).
Upset that Johnny Fiama took his place in episode 3, Pepe releases a "top-secret" video giving his take on the week's new DVD releases.
Statler and Waldorf review The Dukes of Hazzard and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, ranking them on the "pain-killer scale" ("over the counter" being the best, "massive sedative" being the worst). Plus the Swedish Chef makes a pair of Daisy Duke jeans.
Statler and Waldorf review The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Red Eye, ranking them on the "Bobby Brown scale" ("New Edition years" being the best, "in jail/reality show years" being the worst). Plus Pepe is on the street to talk about Sin City, Beauty Shop and A Lot Like Love on DVD.
Statler and Waldorf host "The Balc-y Awards" covering the best (or in their case, worst) in summer movies.
Statler and Waldorf review Just Like Heaven and The Corpse Bride, ranking them on the "old guy activity scale" ("a heated game of pinochle" being the best, "a colonoscopy" being the worst). The two also share a rare Revenge of the Sith audition tape from Bobo the Bear.
Statler and Waldorf review Into the Blue and Two for the Money, ranking them on the "car accident scale" ("fender-bender" being the best, "completely totaled" being the worst). Plus Pepe is on the red carpet of Flightplan where he interviews such celebrities as Brent Sexton, Peter Sarsgaard, Michael Irby, Constance Marie, Isaiah Washington, Jodie Foster, Erika Christensen and several other guests.
Statler and Waldorf review Doom and Elizabethtown, ranking them on the "talk show host scale" ("Johnny Carson" being the best, "Chevy Chase" being the worst). Plus Dr. Teeth and Animal talk about Shop Girl's love triangle.
Statler and Waldorf review Jarhead and The Legend of Zorro, ranking them on the "early-bird special scale" ("chicken pot pie" being the best, "salmon casserole" being the worst). The Weather Guy checks in with the report for the movie The Weather Man.
In a series of videos not released on the official website, Statler (dressed as a mummy) and Waldorf (dressed as a vampire) give a "Halloween Film Countdown". These clips were released to news syndicates to air as promotion for the web series.
Statler and Waldorf review Get Rich or Die Tryin and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, ranking them on the "old guy hairdo scale" ("distinguished gray" being the best, "blatant hairplugs" being the worst). Plus Sam Eagle gives an editorial on the Johnny Cash movie Walk the Line.
Statler and Waldorf review Rent and In the Mix, ranking them on the "Thanksgiving dinner scale" ("a slice of pumpkin pie" being the best, "dry turkey" being the worst). Plus the theater rats give their take from "Below the Balcony".
Statler and Waldorf review The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and King Kong. Plus Ivan the Villager and Sweetums beg for Hollywood's mercy and Clive Focus gets shots of the stars of March of the Penguins.
Statler and Waldorf give their Christmas film countdown from a decked out balcony. Plus Larry and Oliver act out every Christmas movie ever made.
Statler and Waldorf showcase some of the international rip-offs of their webshow, while Indiana complains about being a fly-over state (with a disclaimer from Sam the American eagle).
Statler and Waldorf review Big Momma's House 2 and Underworld Evolution. Alvy Mellish weighs in on Match Point and Lester Possum takes to the streets to find out what the average moviegoer is thinking.
Statler and Waldorf review Firewall and The Pink Panther. Meanwhile, Ted Thomas and Loni Dunne discuss the Oscar nominations, and Mr. Movie gives Billy a lecture on how movies are made.
Statler and Waldorf host their big Oscar prediction episode. A detective interrogates an Oscar envelope and Lester Possum goes to the street to hear people's views on who will win the Oscars
In a series of videos not released on the official website, Statler and Waldorf are interviewed about their Oscar predictions. These clips were released to news syndicates to air as promotion for the web series.
Statler and Waldorf are off to the beach to review Failure to Launch, Ultraviolet, and 16 Blocks. Ted Thomas interviews Hugo, the star of The Shaggy Dog. Plus a commercial for "Muppets Gone Wildlife".
Statler and Waldorf review She's the Man, Inside Man and V for Vendetta. The Muppet penguins stars in a promo for March Madness of the Penguins and Larry and Oliver are back to reenact every sports movie ever made in another installment of "Film Crew Theater".
A pair of anxious Hollywood pitchmen try to sell new ideas for movie sequels and Statler and Waldorf show an old episode of From the Balcony (a black and white silent movie).
Statler and Waldorf show their American Idol audition and Stan and Louie are back for another view from "Below the Balcony".
Statler and Waldorf show sneak-peeks of the trailers for Mission: Impossible 4: Ridiculously Impossible and Mission: Impossible 5: Impossibly Impossible ; plus Loni Dunne interviews an excited Tom Cruise.
Statler and Waldorf showcase some rejected mutants' auditions for X-Men, including the Blimp, The Procrastinator, The Defroster, Beaverine, The Invisible Twins, and Scorn. The duo also take a look at a trailer for Poseidon: The Musical.
Inspired by The Break-Up, Statler and Waldorf go their separate ways. While Waldorf is at home alone, Statler brings in a new co-host to review The Omen.
Statler and Waldorf, with the help of Manny Folds, talk about all the summer car films. The duo gets the balcony pimped out, and the Swedish Chef makes "Nacho Libres".
Statler and Waldorf review An Inconvenient Truth. Ted Thomas interviews Superman's cousin Craig. Plus, Superman returns... a video.
Statler and Waldorf look for buried treasure in the balcony after talking about Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. "Inside the Actors Studio" gets up close with a starring pirate's parrot. Plus Long Joel Silver advertises the "Movies for the Marooned Box Set".
David Hasselhoff and Tom Cruise star as Statler and Waldorf in the big screen adaptation of From the Balcony.
Statler and Waldorf have some problems with the camera as they showcase many Snakes on a Plane knockoffs - such as Bunnies on a Balloon and Sheep on a Submarine.
Statler and Waldorf are on vacation, so the producers treat viewers to From the Balcony's last good episode - an episode from 1977. Ted Thomas Sr. interviews rising director George Lucas, and a younger Statler and Waldorf look at what Close Encounters of the Third Kind would have been like if Woody Allen directed.
Statler and Waldorf's "Back to School Special". Larry and Oliver return to re-enact every high school movie ever made in another installment of "Film Crew Theater". Plus Flopsy prepares to play in the big football game.
Statler and Waldorf showcase a film noir parody starring Statler as Dashiell Chandler. The two critics also show off a clip from another upcoming musical about going to the movies.
Statler's new intern Jimmy quickly outgrows his coffee fetching job and rises to the heights of fame. The Hollywood pitchmen return to pitch wild prequels to Jimmy. Soon, Jimmy's 15-minutes of fame are up. In a twist ending, Jimmy, in hope of a come-back, buys the balcony and takes over the show.
