In today's show, Bert breaks out his Gucci handbag to reveal all of his favorite "sleepy time/wakey time" treats. After that, Bert shares his tips on how to properly deal with your first DUI as they watch arrest videos of Johnny Damon and Reese Witherspoon. Next, Tom and Bert reminisce about when a couple love scenes they acted in got a little out of control. Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys.