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#302 - The Audience Is Gonna Hate Us w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano

Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another sugar-fueled Summer Bears meltdown—this time with bagels, tiramisu, and enough food guilt to keep a Catholic therapist booked for years. The boys break down Chris’ ChatGPT pep talk, reminisce about Stavvy's golden toothless years, and spiral into a deep dive on Neapolitan ice cream fraud, gay NFL cheerleaders, and the politics of bagel orders. Also: Chris reveals his VO2 Max results from a flamboyant fitness coach who may or may not have called him “zaddy.”

English
  • Originally Aired August 18, 2025
  • Runtime 75 minutes
  • Created August 18, 2025 by
    tiquinho
  • Modified August 18, 2025 by
    tiquinho
Name Type Role
Stavros Halkias Guest Star
Chris Distefano Guest Star