Abdul Aziz is the self proclaimed “richest person on the podcast.” When we asked him to prove his claim, he disappeared for four days to one of the many warehouses he has access to and returned with the photo you see to the left. When we asked him how he has access to “many warehouses” he threw a dusty chalk brush on the ground, yelled “SMOKE GRENADE” and ripped his pants climbing out a first story window into a thorny rose bush. The last we saw of him he was limping down the street muttering about his “thorny bush.”